Wednesday, July 7, 2010

These are my Flip Flops.

These are my flip flops.



The wife got them for me a long time ago.  They're my favorite.  Although they look ridiculously old and worn down, they are the most comfortable things I've ever worn on my feet.

I once knew a guy in high school who always wore his favorite flip flops as well.  Only, he literally wore them every day.  They were so broken in that there was a hole in one of them, right where his big toe went.  The bottom of the other one was completely covered in duct tape because it literally would've fallen apart otherwise.  I asked him why he didn't get a new pair and he simply replied, "because they wouldn't be these." He and his flip flops had been through so much together that every blemish was a story - a memory.  He wouldn't trade them for the world.  I find it difficult to get that attached to mine, because...well, they're freaking flip flops.

I could understand the sentimentality if they were, say, puppies.  Or some kind of mythological creature that you just happen to stumble upon in your back yard.  Like a gryphon or something.  That would be flippin' sweet.  I would totally make it a saddle and fly around with my shirt flapping in the wind like Atreyu did on Falcor.  That is, if it didn't try to eat me first.  And there's a good possibility of that happening, especially if I covered it's belly in duct tape and punched a hole in it's face with my big toe like that dude did with his flip flops.  You should never treat your pet gryphon like a pair of flip flops.  That's totally not where I expected to go with this.

If you look at the picture, you'll see that one is more worn down than the other.  I just can't figure out why.  Maybe it's because I walk heavier on my left foot than my right.  But usually you walk heavier on whichever foot corresponds to your dominant hand, which in my case would be my right.  A childhood mentor of mine taught me that to figure out whether your cat is right- or left-handed (or would it be left-pawed?), you put them on a sheet of carbon paper, and make them pounce off of it.  Whichever foot makes the darker impression is their dominant side.  I thought about testing this, but my cats have a habit of trying to eat everything that I don't want them to.  I'm not sure what would happen if they ate carbon paper.  But wait a second - who actually has carbon paper just lying around?  I guess I could use my checkbook...

This is all for now.
-R.

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