Thursday, July 19, 2012

A Thought.

I think that if evolution was in the bible, academia would write Darwin off as a religious fanatic and avidly advocate for the teaching of creationism in schools. I might make a web comic about that.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

New Motivation, New Website, New Blog Post.

If I had been born a dwarf, I would make a living designing custom Wordpress widgets and call myself the Widget Midget.

Just had to get that off my chest.

Well I read Joel Watson's Experiment a few days ago, and it really lit a fire under me to get going on building the life I want. It's not going to happen on its own through some stroke of luck.

So I've been diligently working in my home time to get things up and going, and it's starting to show. I'm moving my own needles, and literally everyone I'm doing life with are also getting motivated and moving their own needles too. It's a pretty incredible thing to be a part of.

I've set up a local server on my iMac and built the framework of a website that will serve as a hub for all of my things I'm involved in, and all still need to do is actually design the look & layout, CSS the crap out of it and stock it up with content. And it needs a name. And I gotta buy the domain. And I need a logo...

I think ... I should probably be designing instead of blogging right now.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Confessions

This might be a bad idea. These are all true, whether or not I'm proud of them or wish for them to continue being true.

  • I pee in the shower.
  • I have road rage, but only against BMW drivers.
  • I swallow watermelon seeds because I'm too lazy to find something to spit them into.
  • I love being naked.
  • I hate getting wet.
  • I still can't tell if I like showers.
  • The only things I hate about other people are the things I hate about myself.
  • I'm not as good at anything as you think I am.
  • I would almost always rather be alone than around people.
  • I like a couple Nickelback songs.
  • I don't hold my dick when I pee.
  • I often think I'm more influential than I actually am.
  • When I'm alone, I try to lick my own elbow.
  • I assume everyone likes me.
  • I fear that no one does.
  • I cross boundaries. On purpose.
  • Sometimes, I refuse to acknowledge that time moves at the same rate for everyone.
  • I'm still growing out of putting things off that I don't want to do.
  • This list is longer than I thought it would be.
  • I love peeing.